Untino era un tipetto alquanto viscido, ma non privo di fascino. His
viscidezza fact was more physical and moral.
was blowing a living gambling, was an ace player porkin , a form of poker in vogue a few years ago in the misty recesses of the Lower Valley. Similar to poker
canon with regard to the rules in porkin what made the difference was at stake, that was rekindled at the sound of pig's trotters, sausages, salami and mixed pigs varied as long as legal tender.
Untino was so named because he had a banana on the front of the Elvis always well oiled. The clump could remain well shine under masterly touches of his hand, which was the habit of Untino real trademark of his style.
Untino was often accompanied by beautiful women, because he was a master at her goldie. Noooooooo ... but what do you understand? Sexual issues or similar matters have nothing to do.
A certain kind of woman you can make goldie just rubbing my nose in a nice fat checkbook, or an accordion portafogliacea stuffed with credit cards, all trinkets that in the cash register of his eyes is reflected in the written " aaah ... gold-ohhh ... ahhh, yes, goldohhh ...".
One detail was that thanks to his dexterity, Untino could pass off for a Visa Mastercard also the subscription of the trolleybus. The twin tip
Untino had concealed his in the bunch, a symbol of his success with women and gambling.
A piece of fresh pork skin was always placed it in his sleeve, to provide that strategic waiting right touch of rouge needed lubricity useful for the prominent hair, or better to slip a card, or to fatten the false illusions of a nice girl.
One evening there was great excitement in the country, the most prestigious event of porkin the season, the tournament Golisau (and here, I'll explain what to do?), Was approaching. The people murmured ("... all
spoleac ... ... spoleac spoleac waiting ...") in spasmodic of a stellar collision: Untino he would be at the table pink mortadella (the official color of porkin) in front of his rival in the game and love Parypot .
The people expected the usual battle to the sound of sausages and bacon spread, but only two contestants that night knew that the real challenge would be to play a much more flavorful mail: thanks for the fascinating Bitica .
The wait was not betrayed the public: in fact it came on the plate to load a 23-pound ham made from a pig after 87 months, not slaughtered by ordinary means, but induced to end their lives because of tedium vitae filled the noble animal from attending a crocere da porci e ai party più esclusivi, indossando sempre capi suini all'ultimissima moda.
Ma tutto ciò era fumo negli occhi per la gente: Untino e Parypot miravano solo alle forme di Bitica .
La partita si concluse con un'ultimissima estenuante mano, alla fine della quale Parypot si ritrovò vincitore staccando l'avversario per la differenza di un solo mezzo cicciolo masticato.
Parypot si fregiò dunque sul panno rosa del diritto di godere delle bellezze di Bitica , ma tenendo fede all'usanza di famiglia dell'omen nomen che gli raccomandava sempre sua nonna Pari-e-patta, egli decise di dividere i favori dell'aggraziata Lady with the loser Untino .
be asked at this point the attentive reader, but overshadowed by the culinary stakes, it was perhaps in this way betrayed by the two players the true spirit of porkin ?
Oh no, esteemed reader, because you know that Bitica ... and was' na large Pig!
By gillipixel
* (*) = for any comments write to the department of neuropsychiatry "Smemorial Hospital in Town Gillipix
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